parents beware.

i need photoshop. so i can do a "is your child a line cook?" poster

"out of total shame, your child will not tell you they are a line cook. but with some simple observations you can find out for yourself. here are some tells of a line cook."

-backpack full of knives and dirty towls. 

-hands smell like garlic and chicken, all the time.

-porno under bed replaced by Anthony Bourdain's "Kitchen Confidential".

-starts using spanish profanity, but dosent speak a lick of actual spanish.*

-gets upset if you say anything positive about rachel ray.

-sleeps past noon and smells like whiskey.*

-tips 50-75% no matter what*

-cant explain the multiple grease burns on arms.

*will apply to all service industry workers, baristas, bartenders, waiters, ect...

im proud of the company i keep.